I wrote this so you could know me better.

As the White Wizard of Alderely Edge predicted, after 100 days on Twitter, I became real. Close your eyes and touch the screen. Now we know.

Monday, 12 July 2010

The Last Twitter


This is a picture (in HD) of when @JesusC was playing a game called 'Twitter' for the last time at his secret 'supper club' before he got done over by the Romans.

The existence of 'Supper Club' was not well known mainly due to the first rule of Supper Club (and the second rule of Supper Club to a lesser extent).

The first rule is that you do not go forth and spread the word of the Supper Club - and the second rule was never discovered, although Dan Brown thinks that it is not inviting girls.

Twitter was an after dinner game played at Supper Club, where people were only allowed to say up to thirteen words at a time and the other guests could choose to listen to as few or as many of the others as they liked.

All twelve of the Apostles 'followed' @JesusC and this picture was painted (very quickly) at the moment that Jesus kicked off with the legendary '#Johnsagirl' tag.

Below are descriptions of the reactions of the twelve followers from left to right:

@BartMan1: @JesusC no way, do not believe #Johnsagirl I know his Avatar pretty, But?

@James_SonOfAlpha: #followgoodfriday @BartMan1 @Andrew best mates I got my arms round xoxoxo


@Andrew: @James_SonOfAlpha thanks for follow. Did you hear #Johnsagirl ? wouldn't mind squeezing his tits lol *doing titting up hands*





@JudasTheBastard: #FOLLOWME #IFOLLOWBACK #FOLLOW everyone I follow follows back guaranteed.#FOLLOW #FOLLOW #FOLLOW#FOLLOW #FOLLOW #Johnsagirl #FOLLOWHIM

*unfollows everyone*

[PeteTheKnife: DM PrettyJohn I don't care whether you're boy or girl - lets have look down your robe? DM me!]

@PrettyJohn: @JesusC I thought I was your real friend, you have really heart my feelings, *swoons*


@JesusC: @PeterTheKnife have you unfollowed me again? That's the third time you've done that - do you deny that you know me? Are you DMing girly John again? #Johnsagirl

@DoubtTom: OMG OMG OMG I cannot believe #Johnsagirl I refuse to beleive it. Let me stick my finger in him and give it a sniff, thats the only way I'll believe it.

@JamesGr8r: Whoa! calm down. unstacking dishwasher - rock'n'roll.

@PhilWTF: RT @JamesGr8r: Whoa! calm down. unstacking dishwasher - rock'n'roll.

@MattBaldyChin: @HeyJude @Simon Guys - Want to play #hashtag game #holdtheinvisibledolphin ?
@Hey Jude: @MattBaldyChin sure but I am suspicious that you have no beard, already heard #Johnsagirl ?? #holdtheinvisibledolphin
@Simon: eew! Fingers up dolphins anus #holdtheinvisibledolphin

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